Cast of Characters
So you'll know who's who:
Butch - Man of the house, Master of all he surveys, Character extraordinaire, Jack of all Trades, The Boss (snort) and half my heart
Alisha - Me (giggle)
CC - Irish Wolfhound, biggest dog EVER, Queen Bee
Gracie - Golden Retriever, My buddy, Mommy of Boone and Lilly, Wife of Sam
Sam - Golden Retriever, My favorite, Daddy of Boone and Lilly, also known as Sambo
Lilly - Golden Retriever, Sweetest dog in the world, Daughter
Baby - Ugliest Yorkie ever, Bear alarm, Pack Rat Catcher
Brother - Beautiful black and white cat, Killer of innocent woodland creatures, Annoyingly affectionate, Great mouser
Fancy - Gorgeous, mean and nasty rooster who's (whose?) days are numbered, People chaser, Excellent caretaker of his girls
Henrietta, Mable, Wilma, Fern, Irene - Hens, otherwise known as 'The Girls' or 'The Chickie Babies', Good layers
Sue, Mike, Shirley, Lee, Cheryl, Jim, Ron - EXCELLENT, much-needed and appreciated Mountain neighbors, Family
Oscar - Local Grouse (Get it? Oscar the Grouse? snick)
Willy - 1958 Willys Truck, Cantankerous, Difficult, Hard working, Tough truck, Same age and temperament as Butch
Wiley - Kioti Tractor (Wile E.Coyote?), Indispensable, Does everything around here - snow plow, snow blower, mower, shredder, grader, digger, toter, everything
Sue - Komatsu Dozer, Has saved our bacon more than once
Wendy - 40 foot Wind Turbine, Inconsistent source of electricity
Chewy - Chainsaw that Butch bought for me as a Christmas present. Tsk
Sunny - Solar panels, Best source of electricity, unfortunately afflicted with SAD
Snippy - Old piece of poo push lawn mower, Also known as a very bad word
Jenny - Generator, Back up electricity, Dependable, Stinky, Loud, Reminds Butch of me (hmph!), Also known as Big Bertha
Paul, Josh, Jay, Kylie - Our fantastic, wonderful, precious kids
????? - The names of our grandchildren who haven't arrived yet because SOME people don't love us enough to give us grandchildren. Grumble, grumble
So! There you have it! All the characters around here, and trust me, they are characters. A constant source of good stories, laughs, shenanigans, hilarity, fun and in some cases even joy. ~~~~~
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